I love you. You have always made me happy and are always so much fun, especially when hanging out with friends, hanging by the beach or pool, or on game night. I have never complained about the way you make me feel until now. Now you just make me feel fat and are not fitting into my new way of living. My lifestyle has changed and you must go. I hate the way I feel after spending a day with you now.
So goodbye Mich Ultra! You must go. You are no longer welcome in my life. All you do is make me bloat and prevent me from losing weight. I really don’t like you anymore. Maybe some day in the future we can rekindle our relationship but for now its over!